only you would photoshop your dick
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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