We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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