i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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