We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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