were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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