Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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