How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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