Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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