yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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