i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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