She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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