Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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