That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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