she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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