What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
