I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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