i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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