i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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