Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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