sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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