Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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