Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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