Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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