Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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