It's just like the Real World with babies
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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