It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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