rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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