Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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