Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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