with your own penis?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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