i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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