I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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