Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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