Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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