I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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