you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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