I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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