Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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