he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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