But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I am available for nakedness
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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