Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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