ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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