how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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