She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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