return my video game
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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