Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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