About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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