as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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