i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Randomize
