bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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