Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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