I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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