She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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