I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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